nentindo:

props to whoever said to try putting The Social Network’s soundtrack over the Zuckerberg trial because holy SHIT

yungxicana:

bob-belcher:

This makes me laugh so much

sweetmurms:

victoryfire88:

beardlessnorwegian:

sweetmurms:

But I mean. It was only a knife. What harm could he do

{{{sarcasm}}}

Reblog the SHIT out of this

oh good god!

So this made a comeback.

ameliastardust:

uhmeliamay:

my spirit animal will forever be salem from sabrina the teenage witch

saddestblogger:

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the aisle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

weylandkonami:

happy pride to all my friends and a happy kia summer sales event to all my straight friends

meghanwaslike:

jesus fuck, this twitter account

mad-hattress:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

books-on-tables:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.

I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS

SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR

I seriously cannot be the only person who knows that it’s Creme DA la Creme a la Edgar.

uter-fist:

uter-fist:

weloveshortvideos:

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?